Monday, April 02, 2007

Astrologically Deviant

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Well those shoes didn’t quite work out. They were easy to walk in but they didn’t quite hold up to the various positions required by exotic dancing. Not a big deal, I simply changed shoes.

Friday night was a record-breaking money making night. I don’t think I will EVER make that much money in one night again. Dudes were handing out one hundred dollar bills like beads at marti gras. NUCKING FUTZ it was!

I found a book at Borders on Friday about the weaknesses of each astrological sign. I bought the book because I have a lot of opportunities while sitting with a customer to figure out how to get this person to give me money. I figured this book would give me clues as to what each astrological sign likes and what they are attracted to. Yes, I know it’s bad.* I’ve recently been more interested in astrological signs and I am finding that they do hold true to people’s personality traits. So if I meet a customer and I know he has a lot of money I am going to figure out how to take it from him and make him feel comfortable doing it. Heh- who said that stripping was for dumb people. I’m learning a lot of life skills during this time and I may as well put them to good use
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*The way I see it, these people come into a club like that to spend money. It’s my job to make sure they reach their goal.

I have a few days off from my real job this week. I intend to use my time doing things I enjoy. Driving, Hiking, sleeping… ahh I love spring time!

1 comment:

Butchie said...

You should buy an A-Team van. That would be sweeeet.