Healthcare.. Wealthwhothehellcares???

Well......
I had to wait until today to get my blood test results. Do you know whyyy??? Well I'm gonna tell you!
Because the lovely and cute Physicians Assistant who promised to call me DIDN'T. I called this morning and left a message. Two hours later I called again and got a human. She told me the tests all came back fine. Why did she act surprised when I wanted to make another appointment??? What? Because all of my tests came back fine... well then that must mean you're fine...right? WRONG. The light-headed dizzy spells are not going away. Cramps aren't going away. Constant thirst isn't going away and the constant feeling I'm going to vomit.... ISN'T GOING AWAY EITHER! And I'm still irritible... but who the hell wouldn't be if they felt like poop. Heh?
Yes, I am happy I do not have diabetes. whew! (I wonder if the test was wrong? what if they mixed up the blood? what IF????) Someone said to me "well let's hope they find nothing wrong"... ehhh noooo. I would like to find out what's wrong so I can fix it! Oh and I suppose that sweet little Physicians Assistant didn't call me because my tests came back fine and so therefore I must be fine. Ever watch House? God woman I could have some case of Acute Whatsimicallit from Zimbabwe. Well I've been doing my homework Miss cute little PA and I want to be tested for Anemia. And if that fails and my sonogram comes up fine then I'm just going to settle for a bad case of PMS and get back on the pill.