Is it a bad thing when your husband doesn’t get you a gift for your fifth wedding anniversary? How about the other way around?
Hyper-fest was a success. I’ve heard raving reviews about it from a lot of people. I really worked hard! Models aren’t supposed to work hard! Darn it!
It all started the night before. My husband cleaned and straightened up the house and I did the last minute shopping and getting things together. I managed to nap for about 3 hours before Whitney arrived at my house at midnight, the next about a half hour after that and the last about 4 a.m. I managed to get to bed around 5 and had to be back up at 7:45 to begin the day.
Let’s back up a bit. Whitney, one of the girls I work with at the club received a text message after she first arrived. It was from someone she called “the Asian persuasion”. She took off for a quick booty call, promising to be back very soon. And when she came back, she had a hilarious story to tell! She said that they hit the door tearing wildly at each others clothes to get them off. She didn’t want to waste any time about getting to the action. He had broken two condoms and had to run upstairs to get more, she quickly got dressed and bolted before he could come back down. She managed to get off four times and he none. I found this funny, but even more funny is that this isn’t the first time she’s done this to him. The last time they got together she did the same thing. She said that next time she’ll let him finish and may actually cuddle with him. Then he’ll be really confused.
What a great idea to have 3 girls spend the night, with one bathroom and no sleep! Oy! If it had not been for Jim getting up with me and cooking breakfast, it would have been way worse! I had one girl text me to cancel because she had a migraine. One girl called me and asked if she could be late because it was way too early. Bitchy, whiney, bathroom hogging girls! Brandy showed up well rested and sprightly. That really helped. She even woke up Hubby for me by jumping on the bed. He told me later that after she left he sat up in bed only to see one of the other girls standing buck naked in the other room getting ready. Not like this was any big surprise. They are a bunch of strippers and it’s not like we haven’t seen them naked before. It was still great for Hubby tho.
The girls where great at the track and everyone helped out in one way or another. They all pulled together and really made the event work for them. I am really glad I had them with me after all.
We held the umbrellas and visited the vendors. We helped on stage for the Daredevil Throwdown. This is where the Ice bobbing, hot pepper eating and other contests were held. The ice bobbing was simple. Contestants bob in a bucket of ice water for racquet balls and peaches. The racquet balls float and the peaches sink.
By the end of the day, most of the girls had left and Whitney and Elisha decided they wanted to enter the Daisy Dukes contest then go to work. I had settled down to watch the rest of the drifting competition, when I hear my name called over the speaker to report to the stage. Once again, they decide that I am in charge of the Daisy Dukes competition without my knowledge! I was put in charge of figuring out all the details. Not like it was that hard, but it would have been nice to have time to prepare. I’ve been doing these long enough now that it was a breeze. I will anticipate that next year I will be in charge of the Dukes competition. I only wish that I wouln’t freeze when I have to talk in front of people. I always need someone to MC for me. I could do it if I could practice with smaller crowds. I don’t know how to begin with that.
Jim, Hubby and I went to Vixens after everything was done to deliver a check to Whitney. She won second place in the DD contest. I’m still looking on the net for pictures of her to show you. Well Vixens was fun but the puking afterward wasn’t. I managed to drink too much too fast while I was dehydrated. I woke up in the morning remembering that one of my customers had bought us all drinks and introduced himself to my hubby. That was AWKWARD. But then I thought how he goes to strip clubs every weekend and talks to the girls. It could have easily been changed around. He didn’t mention anything about it. But I remember how his good mood just melted after that. I also remember gushing to Hubby about how thankful I was that he helped me so much with cleaning the house and running back and forth from the track. I just couldn’t stop thanking him for his help.
Hyper-fest was a success. I’ve heard raving reviews about it from a lot of people. I really worked hard! Models aren’t supposed to work hard! Darn it!
It all started the night before. My husband cleaned and straightened up the house and I did the last minute shopping and getting things together. I managed to nap for about 3 hours before Whitney arrived at my house at midnight, the next about a half hour after that and the last about 4 a.m. I managed to get to bed around 5 and had to be back up at 7:45 to begin the day.
Let’s back up a bit. Whitney, one of the girls I work with at the club received a text message after she first arrived. It was from someone she called “the Asian persuasion”. She took off for a quick booty call, promising to be back very soon. And when she came back, she had a hilarious story to tell! She said that they hit the door tearing wildly at each others clothes to get them off. She didn’t want to waste any time about getting to the action. He had broken two condoms and had to run upstairs to get more, she quickly got dressed and bolted before he could come back down. She managed to get off four times and he none. I found this funny, but even more funny is that this isn’t the first time she’s done this to him. The last time they got together she did the same thing. She said that next time she’ll let him finish and may actually cuddle with him. Then he’ll be really confused.
What a great idea to have 3 girls spend the night, with one bathroom and no sleep! Oy! If it had not been for Jim getting up with me and cooking breakfast, it would have been way worse! I had one girl text me to cancel because she had a migraine. One girl called me and asked if she could be late because it was way too early. Bitchy, whiney, bathroom hogging girls! Brandy showed up well rested and sprightly. That really helped. She even woke up Hubby for me by jumping on the bed. He told me later that after she left he sat up in bed only to see one of the other girls standing buck naked in the other room getting ready. Not like this was any big surprise. They are a bunch of strippers and it’s not like we haven’t seen them naked before. It was still great for Hubby tho.
The girls where great at the track and everyone helped out in one way or another. They all pulled together and really made the event work for them. I am really glad I had them with me after all.
We held the umbrellas and visited the vendors. We helped on stage for the Daredevil Throwdown. This is where the Ice bobbing, hot pepper eating and other contests were held. The ice bobbing was simple. Contestants bob in a bucket of ice water for racquet balls and peaches. The racquet balls float and the peaches sink.
By the end of the day, most of the girls had left and Whitney and Elisha decided they wanted to enter the Daisy Dukes contest then go to work. I had settled down to watch the rest of the drifting competition, when I hear my name called over the speaker to report to the stage. Once again, they decide that I am in charge of the Daisy Dukes competition without my knowledge! I was put in charge of figuring out all the details. Not like it was that hard, but it would have been nice to have time to prepare. I’ve been doing these long enough now that it was a breeze. I will anticipate that next year I will be in charge of the Dukes competition. I only wish that I wouln’t freeze when I have to talk in front of people. I always need someone to MC for me. I could do it if I could practice with smaller crowds. I don’t know how to begin with that.
Jim, Hubby and I went to Vixens after everything was done to deliver a check to Whitney. She won second place in the DD contest. I’m still looking on the net for pictures of her to show you. Well Vixens was fun but the puking afterward wasn’t. I managed to drink too much too fast while I was dehydrated. I woke up in the morning remembering that one of my customers had bought us all drinks and introduced himself to my hubby. That was AWKWARD. But then I thought how he goes to strip clubs every weekend and talks to the girls. It could have easily been changed around. He didn’t mention anything about it. But I remember how his good mood just melted after that. I also remember gushing to Hubby about how thankful I was that he helped me so much with cleaning the house and running back and forth from the track. I just couldn’t stop thanking him for his help.
That's all I've got for now, I'm still recovering from sleep deprivation!
Kisses!
Candy
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