RIM JOB

My horoscope (s) for today could not have been more accurate when it suggested that I stay at home. As for the emotional part, I usually don’t hold back anyway. I should have stayed home today because I would not have yet another dent on my car. This is the second day in a row that my car has been hit in a parking lot while I Christmas shop. Yesterday, I found that my front license plate and bumper have a nice crease accompanied with faded red paint. Today I found a shopping cart sitting next to a nice big dent in my driver’s side quarter panel. My front quarter panels have a lot of body lines giving it a combat look. The dent is cross-hashed the body line and will be virtually impossible to massage out. I’m pretty damn pissed off right now. Anyway, while I was shopping I found this cute little tidbit. Yes my mind was in the gutter when I took a picture of this.