douchebag - "Spread your lips really far for me."
Candy - "You can take that dollar bill and shove it really far up your ass"
douchbag - "oh well umm sorry"
How much money would it take for you to do what that guy asked? Way more than a fucking dollar!
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Candy
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The lips on my mouth? Eh, a buck. The OTHER lips? Yeah, at least $2, cheap ass! ;)
(Thank you for the Dell alert - I'm typing this while NOT on fire because my battery wasn't recalled).
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