Somewhere in real life...

Good morning kittens.
Let's just say the flash backs of Saturday night keep coming and I cringe every time. eeeh god! I've got a lot to make up for. Anyhow, life goes on. Money goes on and eventually they'll and I'll get over it.
Now back in real life.... here is an email exchange that really is an eye opener. I had no idea (ok maybe a little) that I had this disposition. I'm not sad about it. I just think it's funny because this guy just started working for my company.... read on.

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On 4/27/07 10:26 AM, "Candy" wrote:

Please find attached your approved contracts.
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From: "New Consultant":
Friday, April 27, 2007 11:58 AM
To: Candy
Subject: Re: Contracts

Hey Candy.....I sent my first invoices without the necessary paperwork....ugh. Can I just input the numbers and send it in to you? Let me know and have a great weekend!
Thanks
New Consultant
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On 4/30/07 10:01 AM, "Candy " wrote:

Good morning! I'm looking at your invoices. Have you had a chance to send the completed cover sheets? Do you have any back up for the expenses on the Concord, PA invoice?
C
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From: New Consultant
Sent: Monday, April 30, 2007 11:10 AM
To: Candy
Subject: Re: Contracts

Morning Candy!.......IS there a way of typing directly on the cover sheets (I'm not doing so well as an admin!)? I think the back up for the expenses was just mileage. What do you usually receive for that? Let me know.....Thanks New Consultant
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On 4/30/07 11:18 AM, "Candy" wrote:

Try this attachment.... I guess I'll let you slide on the mileage back up.
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From: New Consultant
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 4:05 PM
To: CandySubject:
Re: Contracts

Hi Candy
I'm attaching the cover sheets for the two projects. Hopefully I did them correctly; not so much so that I get paid but more for I don't want to be ridiculed and berated by you for being an idiot. Thanks
New Consultant
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On 5/1/07 4:08 PM, "Candy" wrote:

Have I ever?.... not that I won't... but Have I ever? sheeesh... you must've heard some nasty things about me!
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From: New Consultant
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 4:11 PM
To:Candy
Subject:
Re: Contracts

Actually I've learned to not listen to people anyway ....... I came up with this healthy fear (respect?) of you all on my own. Have a nice night! N.C.
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From: Candy
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2007 8:20 AM
To: Hubby
Subject: FW: Contracts

total bum kissa!
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From: Hubby
Sent: Wednesday, May 02, 2007 8:32 AM
To: Candy
Subject: RE: Contracts
Nice. Keep that pimp hand strong baby. Or should I say Hammer....
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The last two exchanges were between me and my hubby if you were confused. The Hammer reference is from my new boss (previously known as the Jolly Fat Man). He calls me The Hammer when I have to get things done.

Spring is here and I would rather be home doing productive things but I am working more than ever. I have been staying late and trying to come in early every day. And skipping most lunch breaks. I have been trying to catch up and keep up since the other Admin has been out recovering from the Carpel Tunnel surgery. Hope this'll look good on my review... ick.
Have a great day.
C