Long Sleeves

Long sleeves are required today and along with the standard "Monday below the knee skirt". Since spring has sprung I enjoy wearing skirts to work. However, Mondays are a bit more complicated because of the bruising on my knees. I still have to take my joint supplements and apply lots of the miracle herb, Arnica, but the wear and tear on my knees have subsided through the years. But there still is a bit of trauma to show from my weekend debauchery. Therefore, to keep the questions from forming, I wear longer skirts to cover my knees. As for the long sleeves today? Oh the memories are so fresh and sparkly!

I spent the first half of my Saturday night sitting with an old customer that I hadn’t seen in months. Catching up on his marriage and his boy and casually chatting about life and work as he slipped $20 bills in my garter. (Smart men know if they want to take up my time I need to be compensated. Otherwise I will have to leave him from time to time to pursue other sources of cash). We met at the end of October and I haven’t seen him since the end of February. The reason why I mention this? Because I was too busy with him to notice one of my dancing partners consuming too much of her favorite red wine!

When my darling Deja drinks she happens to get frisky. My frisky little Asian Dragon was making out with all her favorite dancers in the dressing room by the time I arrived to go on stage. I received my fair share along with scratch and bite marks that I wore proudly the rest of the night. Deja was not the only one feeling frisky and at one point I was pinned between Heidi and Deja. A sweet Candy sandwich! When I told my husband about it when I got home he truly enjoyed my story telling (I'm sure it wasn't the content of the story) and got a little frisky himself!
Now that I am here in the corporate world it would be very hard to explain the teeth marks on my arm. Therefore the long sleeves.

There are some weekends that truly make all the bad ones worthwhile.

Enjoy your day, not much can bring me down today.