Thursday, April 19, 2007

Hor-mones

I’ve been dealing with the onset of hormones from my birth control. Let me tell you, hormones suck! I don’t know if it is better to be crying uncontrollably or to have the urge to kill random people. Well, I’ve got the latter problem. There’s a nice voice in my head that suggested to me the other day while I was in the grocery store that fresh brains would taste good. Yesterday, I had to stop the urge to drive a letter opener into the soft belly of a co-worker. I have been medicating myself to keep the voice in my head at bay while at home. Valium was my choice for a few days but last night I decided to try something a little stronger. Patron and Pot. Oh yeah baby, that worked far better than any pill ever could. And today…well today I feel much better. I can feel a smile almost forming on my face.

Good things that have happened today…
I found the Roaming Gnome on Myspace!
I purchased the greatest birthday gift ever for Hubby off of Ebay.
I saved the day by finding a hotel for my boss when the other Admin was incapable (evil grin)

All those things are pretty damn good considering it’s only 10 a.m.! weee! I hope the voice stays away today…or forever.

3 comments:

R Delaney Bolton said...

how so you make a hormone? don't pay her.

ugh. you can groan now.

pot, eh? god, it's been so long since I had any, I forgot the mellowing properties. must find pot.

hope you get those hormones in control...you don't want to end up an out of control, bitter old bitch like me.

Joy said...

Jock: Yeah, that was bad.
Smokin the Reefer is a very rare occasion for me. I usually don't like the way it makes me feel but combine it with Patron... viola.
Maybe you should get on Birth Control?

Anonymous said...

I love pills and weed.

That word verification thingy is hard especially because they aren't really words. They should call it "letter verification".