I’ve been dealing with the onset of hormones from my birth control. Let me tell you, hormones suck! I don’t know if it is better to be crying uncontrollably or to have the urge to kill random people. Well, I’ve got the latter problem. There’s a nice voice in my head that suggested to me the other day while I was in the grocery store that fresh brains would taste good. Yesterday, I had to stop the urge to drive a letter opener into the soft belly of a co-worker. I have been medicating myself to keep the voice in my head at bay while at home. Valium was my choice for a few days but last night I decided to try something a little stronger. Patron and Pot. Oh yeah baby, that worked far better than any pill ever could. And today…well today I feel much better. I can feel a smile almost forming on my face.
Good things that have happened today…
I found the Roaming Gnome on Myspace!
I purchased the greatest birthday gift ever for Hubby off of Ebay.
I saved the day by finding a hotel for my boss when the other Admin was incapable (evil grin)
All those things are pretty damn good considering it’s only 10 a.m.! weee! I hope the voice stays away today…or forever.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
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3 comments:
how so you make a hormone? don't pay her.
ugh. you can groan now.
pot, eh? god, it's been so long since I had any, I forgot the mellowing properties. must find pot.
hope you get those hormones in control...you don't want to end up an out of control, bitter old bitch like me.
Jock: Yeah, that was bad.
Smokin the Reefer is a very rare occasion for me. I usually don't like the way it makes me feel but combine it with Patron... viola.
Maybe you should get on Birth Control?
I love pills and weed.
That word verification thingy is hard especially because they aren't really words. They should call it "letter verification".
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