Altoona Hookers

Ok lovelies this weekend was a total blast! Record $$ makin for me baby! This totally proves that a vacation x change in attitude = pays! I suppose people like a girl that doesn’t try to strangle them huh? It’s Tuesday and every inch of my body still hurts – even my fingernails. But that’s to be expected.

While I was off I bought some new “drunk shoes”. I wanted to go to one of my favorite shops and purchase a nice shiny new pair but I couldn’t find the time to get there so I decided to purchase them off of the internet. I really don’t favor purchasing shoes off of the internet because you just don’t know what your going to get until they arrive. And with “drunk shoes” you just don’t know what you’re going to get until you are drunk - in them. I’m not sure if I have explained “drunk shoes” so here is a bit of an explanation.

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  “drunk shoes” are stripper shoes that I can wear while drunk that helps me not to fall so much. They usually require a big chunky heel to counter my ankles when they get tired & rubbery. I tried the shoes on at home and they seemed to work just fine while I was sober. Once you add a shot of Patron though, look out. Seems those shoes have a taller arch than what I am accustomed to. Darn it all! One shot and I’m wobbling around like a kid on stilts. I did have enough for-sight to bring along the old reliables. They’re a bit worse for wear but when you need a little vertical support you take what you can get.

Other than a great weekend. Life is going good. Jim is settling in and finding work as it comes. Hubby is doing the same. Mother Nature still doesn’t understand that spring is a few weeks away. We’re expecting another Alberta Clipper (what we like to call an Altoona Hooker or Aljezeera Bomber) tomorrow. Wind chill factor is just above zero and I’m about tired of all of it. Whomever was bitching about the unseasonably warm temperatures in January can kiss my ass. Dude! Now you’ve done it! Moron!
Ok, I’ve got to get back to work. They’re starting to notice that my work is lagging. Can’t believe they are hiring another attorney and yet another development manager. I wasn’t jokin about being behind peoples!