Survey from Matt 2.0

If I were a month I would be: June

If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day I would be: 2 p.m.

If I were a planet I would be: Earth

If I were a sea animal I would be: man-o-war

If I were a direction I would be: North

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: bed

If I were a sin I would be: lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: (I thought this said horizontal figure) Bill Gates

If I were a liquid I would be: Mercury

If I were a stone, I would be: marble

If I were a tree, I would be: sugar maple

If I were a bird, I would be: red tail hawk

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: venus fly trap

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: wind chill

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: acoustic guitar

If I was something that floated through the air, I would be: virus

If I were an animal, I would be: black panther

If I were a color, I would be: pink

If I were an emotion, I would be: calm

If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccoli

If I were a sound, I would be: silence

If I were an element, I would be: hydrogen

If I were a car, I would be: Murciélago LP640 Versace

If I were a song, I would be: Beautiful People - Manson

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino

If I were a book, I would be written by: Anne Rice

If I were a food, I would be: sharp cheddar

If I were a place, I would be: South Beach

If I were a material, I would be: leather

If I were a taste, I would be: bubble gum

I was a scent, I would be: Cam 2

If I were a word, I would be: ambiguous

If I were a body part I would be: taint

If I were a facial expression I would be: seductive

If I were a subject in school I would be: gym

If I were a comic book character I would be: poison ivy

If I were a shape I would be: diamond