Why is she so fucking stupid and why does she still have a job?
This is the second time this week I’ve woken up happy. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Why are white lace thongs so hard to find?
I swear I hear a 'cuthunk' in my head when I actually have to start thinking like important thoughts. Totally needs some Lucas oil squirted in my ears.
I’m working hard today… can’t you tell?
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