I say God-Damn!

Dumbass: “He needs to be able to get on the internet.”

Me: (looks at her like she’s a dumbass)

Dumbass: walks away.

Dumbass: Comes back “can you help them with this? I need to learn too.”

Me: Roll my eyes, lock my computer and give a short lesson on how to click on the E that represents Internet Explorer.

~What a fucking retard.

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Taurus:
When you see a chance to improve your life today, you have to take it -- there is just no question about it. This chance could be as simple as noticing a sale at a store that sells a pair of shoes you've been coveting, or it could be as major as a job offer. Don't worry about making a distinction -- just make your move! There is a major turning point coming in your life soon, and you cannot afford to assume that the next knock on the door is not it.

Aries:
This may sound counterintuitive, but the stars say you should seek out conflict today. You're not one for confrontation, but it is sometimes a necessary evil, and it's something you should perhaps work on becoming more comfortable with. The future holds some battles for you, and practicing on some easy skirmishes will help you later on. You will be always be able to see the problems at hand, but you should develop more skills that allow you to do something about them.

Oh boy, my day is going to be one of those days. Looks like I’m going to have to keep my motor at full throttle today. I say that because in order for me to 1.) take the chance 2.) seek out conflict, I’ll actually have to be awake and have my game face on.


Hurray! Friday!!!!