Did you say KID COCK???

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I forgot today was boss’ day so I decided to make and print a card here. I’m glad I did because all the ones on the internet are stupid. None of those sentiments on the cards are true of myself and she knows this. “thanks for your guidance!” yeah right “having you as a boss is fantastic!” erm no. This is what I came up with:

Thanks for being my boss.

Where are you going to take us for lunch?

Happy Boss’s Day!

Hey it’s the best I could come up with. I had thoughts of:

“I guess it could be worse, I could be working at Burger King”
“Why me?”
“It’s better than a poke in the eye….. sometimes.”
“We both know this is futile.”
“It’s boss’s day! Can you wiggle the knife a little so I can feel my toes?”
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I worked for NASA on Saturday. I volunteered so they would hire some of my girls to… I already told you this. Anyhow, I wore four inch heels all day because I didn’t think I was going to have to work at the club on Saturday night. Casey called me around 5:30 asking me to come in because Kid Rock was supposed to come into the club. I said I would as a favor to him but I was going to be late. I know what you’re thinking, why would a rock star like this go into a club in West Virginia? I must have been high on race gas to believe that one. Especially when he started his sentence with No Bullshit. God! I Know better! Kid Rock didn’t show up. What a surprise! I was really looking forward to a weekend without dancing. Next weekend I am not going into work.

Upon returning to Vixens I made sure to stop and talk to Casey. We had a little conversation about where I went and how it was. I told him nicely (as nice as Candy’s can be) to “Please don’t ever do that to me again”. He mumbled some lame excuse and told me that it was always a pleasure to have me around because I’m always in good spirits and that I never cause him any trouble. He said the he wouldn’t do it again. Heh, no Bullshit!

Sunday was spent hangin with a new weekend live-in. She’s a NASA girl, Vixens Girl and a future Motorsports Model. After having to drive to and from Baltimore the last two weekends I now know how it feels to drive 2 hours after a full night of dancing. She lives 2 hours North in PA. I extended my spare room and an air mattress to her so she doesn’t have to drive back and forth Friday, Saturday and Sunday. She’s very grateful and she’s very entertaining. She doesn’t have an inner monologue and she can tell the craziest stripper stories I’ve ever heard. One of these days I’ll have to write them here, just because it is pure unadulterated entertainment.

Anyway, I’m tired and grouchy. I’ve got the Monday’s....... what the fuck are you going to say about it? That’s what I thought… bitches.

Ps. Brandy didn’t do well at Scores this weekend. I think last Saturday night was a fluke.

Pss. I just realized there's lots of nudity in that video. :-0